“I never thought I'd be jealous of a cockroach's dance skills, but here we are," admitted renowned choreographer Maya Jones. "The way it moves with that smartphone... it's both disturbing and mesmerizing."
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Marketing teams are already scrambling to capitalize on the trend, with one pest control company reportedly offering a six-figure deal for the rights to use the Dancing Roach in their next campaign.
Meanwhile, dance instructors report a 300% increase in requests for "roach-style" dance tutorials, with particular emphasis on "antenna coordination" and "exoskeleton fluidity."
No actual cockroaches were taught to dance during the making of this meme. Though not for lack of trying.
